|Tyrion Lannister, son of Tywin.|
Also known as "The Imp" and "Halfman".
Best of Quotes
-My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and I have my mind... and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.
-We are puppets dancing on the strings of those who came before us, and one day our own children will take up our strings and dance in our steads.
-What sort of an imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade?
-How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?
-In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock.
-Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
-All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.
-A Lannister always pays his debts.
-I'm not a cripple.
-Then I'm not a dwarf. My father will be rejoiced to hear it.
-And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.
-Words are wind.
-What about you, milord? What's the strangest thing you've eaten?
-Do Dornish girls count?
-I just want to stand on the edge and piss off the end of the world.
-Those are brave men. Let's go kill them.
-In the dark, I am the Knight of Flowers.
-If I could pray with my cock, I would be much more religious.
-Cercei thinks I'm a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.
-It makes no difference to me who you choose to lay with. Though it hardly seems fair that you would open your legs for one brother and not the other.
-One word, and I will hit you again.
-For hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm.
-I arrived here a King's Hand, riding through the gates at the head of my own sworn men, and I leave like a rat scuttling through the dark, holding hands with a spider.
-Another name? Oh, certainly. And when the Faceless Men come to kill me, I'll say, 'No, you have the wrong man, I'm a different dwarf with a hideous facial scar'."
-Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side?
-All dwarfs may be bastards yet not all bastards are dwarfs.
-I am not questioning your honor, I am denying its existence.
-Drowning was bad enough. But drowning sad and sober, that's too cruel.
-I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.
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